- 08:44 Do you like my scarf? My mommy made it for me. I am five. twitpic.com/u0i8s
- 09:52 When it is 14° out and you are only wearing a sweatshirt, and no hat or gloves, I do not think you are tough—I think you are dumb as shit.
- 12:49 Republicans—the "Party of No"—Blocks War Funding Just To Delay Health-Care Bill. TRAITORS! bit.ly/7yEZqO
- 16:19 I hate when people write "FUCK" as "F@#K" or something like that—it's not magically less offensive to those who are offended by such things.
- 18:25 Shooter fled via fire escape but "his low-slung pants fell to his ankles, sending him falling 3 stories to his death" twurl.nl/df06hj
- 18:31 Somewhere between 130k to 190k years ago, the human species was reduced to less than 1,000 breeding individuals bit.ly/5Uka0L
- 23:46 Three years old is not too young for practical jokes.
- 11:08 MAXIMUM PENALTY's new video for Life & Times is out now ... get down with that shit.
- 14:08 Oh look, it's the Jolly Green Midget!

- 20:28 Quote Of The Day: "If you make something idiot proof, nature will make a better idiot." (via @SebastianSH)
- 21:04 The Unintended Consequence of "Better" Technology: New LED traffic lights, with no wasted heat, get covered in snow.
- 21:11 Blondie's [new] version of We Three Kings is officially my new favorite Christmas song:
"A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead."
- 10:15 How insurers trick Facebook users into opposing Health Care Reform
- 11:33 Slate Magazine: Why do rappers hold their guns sideways?
- 14:44 Just what I always wanted—a dead stuffed lamb with a rainbow horn. But does it shit gold nuggets?
- 15:13 THIS is why I don't beef with strangers over unimportant shit—because people are complete savages
- 15:15 Oh awesome—this memo pad documents my look from 1995 to 2005 bit.ly/6kbSqJ
- 16:12 This might be the best video you've seen all day:
- 20:05 Bea and Brixton are in TX, I miss them. At least Bea sends me photo updates several times a day:

Such a goofy baby.
- Article says "a Brooklyn DJ" was killed "on the way to her day job as a florist" ... doesn't that make her a florist, and not a DJ?
- Times Square shooter's gun jammed because he held it sideways? Funny, but could also be because those guns are junk.
- The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All-Time.
- Oh look, the Bush Administration's missing 22 million emails have magically surfaced, finally.
- Millennium Falcon Bed—I think "Brixton" (ahem) is definitely going to want this bed.
- Maybe the coolest octopus video you will ever see:
- Funny ... Joe Lieberman liked the public option when he ran for President on it and called it "Medichoice."
- Brixton got a lip ring:

- 14:07 My "Riding My Bike In 20° Weather" style: twitpic.com/t2yuh
- 14:34 Why am I craving ramen? I had ramen for dinner last night, and I want some for lunch. Grow up.
- 15:30 Just built Brixton a new stroller— twurl.nl/8hwqcw —Now I need to teach him how to operate it :)
- 11:43 Looks like it might be time for some new slippers at work (Yes, I wear slippers at work)
- 12:29 Hey Brixton, who let the dogs out?
- 17:02 ATTN JOURNALISTS: If a gun is a "semi-automatic" then it is not a "machine pistol"—it can't be both—please get a clue.
- 08:40 Its windy, raining, and four snowflakes fell somewhere in NJ, so of course everyone is crashing into everything.
- 11:05 Newsflash to Billy Joel's daughter: you cannot suicide yourself with homeopathic "medicine", because there is no medicine in it. It is water.
- 12:16 Libertarian website Reason discusses the politics of punk/hardcore and why NYHC got shafted when it comes to recognition.
- 17:07 I want this little creature to be my friend.
- 17:55 Have you ever wanted to see Michael Jackson's "Thriller" choreography performed by Japanese monsters? Now you can.
- 18:02 The Star Wars Adidas are actually not bad at all.
- 18:21 This is basically me dancing to Earth Crisis in 1996:
- 10:48 SWAT team storms Toronto office for LEGO gun— twurl.nl/xdip3s —Who's buying me that Lego kit for Christmas?
- 15:36 Took my puppy for a walk yesterday twitpic.com/sklru
- 16:38 Half-inch jellyfish nearly kills man bit.ly/4HHjKg AUSTRALIANS—STOP GOING IN THE WATER. Everything there wants to kill you.
- 17:32 I wish these dudes would get stung by the afore-mentioned jellyfish: bit.ly/5kMxuP
- 17:57 I think I just found my new winter hat, over on the far right: bit.ly/8hGxGF Just kidding, even I won't wear those.
These boys are seriously too adorable to exist.
Really.
Really.
The Food Network Challenge is strangely compelling. I can't look away....
Thank you guys for all the snowflakes
*huggles you all*
*huggles you all*

